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its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
This baby is an asshole
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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