Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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