Christians are straight up FREAKS
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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