doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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