I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
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He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
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In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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