I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
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We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
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I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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