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(213): View more from California

I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar

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(613): View more from Ontario

There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?

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(815): View more from Illinois

ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this

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(360): View more from Washington

Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...

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(217): View more from Illinois

You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.

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(404): View more from Georgia

hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her

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