Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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