officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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