just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
he was CRYING into my vagina
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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