That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
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Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
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I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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