Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
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i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
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WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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