whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Having a random hookup so left but love u
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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