So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
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you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
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Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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