I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
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ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
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Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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