I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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