Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize