So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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