I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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