when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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