I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
We had to coat check the pizza.
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The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
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Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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