I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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