Yo dont text me then not text me
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
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i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
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My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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