Where is the hickey?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
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you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
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You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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