you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
