Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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