i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
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I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
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The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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