if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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