escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
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Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
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Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
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