He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
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he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
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We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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