just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
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booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
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A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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