I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
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I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
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Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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