His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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