Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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