but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i dont even know how to be here
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
You pole danced in your parka.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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