Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
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Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
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My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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