You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
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In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
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Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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