do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
She's the barista slut.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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