so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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