oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
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I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
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Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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