So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Woke up backwards on a recliner
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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