i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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