I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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