That's intense
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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