quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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