what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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