There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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