i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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