Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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