So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
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I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
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Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
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