One girl and one boy is just not enough.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
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Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
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An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
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