p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I woke up under a house in Key West
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