butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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