LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Help. Why am I so naked?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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