We're facebook friends in real life
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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