Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
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I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
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god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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