it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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