I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
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So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
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I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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