Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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